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Michael

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021
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Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol
by Sigys November 22, 2021
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Michael

He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.
“Hey Michael did you punch that baby?!”“yeah it looks ugly”
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Michael Travi$

Michael Travi$ is a lifestyle not a name
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Michael

Michael is a fat cunt
by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024
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Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024
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John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
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