Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023

two two three

It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.

Jimmy was popped with a two two three by a 15 year old amateur gangster.

by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023

Two-Hour-Land

New England.

Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?

by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023

Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023