serena waters

A Serena Waters is one of the most intelligent, sporty, attractive, average-sized, female you will ever meet. If you ever hear of someone meeting a Serena Waters, they sure have been blessed by baby Jesus himself xx

eg.

"I met a Serena Waters! She was so gorgeous. And smart!! Brains AND beauty!!!"

by richgal123 August 22, 2017

Spicy water

Used by white people.

Normal people call it Sprite.

"Hey Ashley, let's go to Starbucks and get sum Spicy water"

by NotAWhiteCunt August 29, 2017

Water TV

The greatest 12 yr old youtuber ever. 2K18 is his year.

Water TV is the goat.

by 69TheGoat420 August 31, 2017

boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex

oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now

by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Brick Water

A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.

Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.

Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect

by Krombi October 25, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018