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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
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Park Joe Young

Someone who is a prodigy but sucks ass in sucking ass while sucking asses
mane that Park Joe Young is so dumb
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Esther Park

Esther Park is a common korean name—so common that if u saw a criwd of asians and called out Esther!! majority would turn around. She is addicted to gyming and dislikes driving. She is a natural born coder and a minecraft addict. She is also a great friend. She likes to draw and eat ramen late at night. She is not the type to be bullied since she has this strange presence and is a natural born leader. She’s beautiful and has the cutest nose.
Esther Park, don’t eat my ramen.
Did Esther Park eat my ramen?
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Juliana Park

One's brightest star in the middle of the night, or the darkest spot in the day. A Juliana will make your day or be the one to ruin it; however, you should cherish her because you won't meet someone like her ever again.
Omg! I met Juliana Park the other day, she is so nice.

I was having troubles last night but Juliana Park helped me get through it. She is such a great friend.
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park jisung

a really talented boy, can be cute and also hot at the same time, very cool, a shy boy but also loud when he's with he's dreamies hyungs. handsome of course. a really professional performer. the youngest in he's team, but he can sometimes look like a very good hyung. so attractive.
* me hanging out with my friend *
friend : that guy look fine af
my mind : im only into park jisung
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Web Park

fully sick location were all the boys go to crush cones,
Oi lets go to Web Park and crush some cones
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VPS (Veranda Park Solanos)

A San Antonio Texas gang based in Northside of San Antonio
“You reppin’ VPS (Veranda Park Solanos)?”
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