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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
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In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take
''You should take the risk or lose the chance''
by take a chance with me March 21, 2024
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Take the quiz

1) A phrase used to prompt someone to catch up with the current situation or to understand something basic. Often employed when someone makes a clueless or unintelligent remark.

2)A term used to commend someone for doing or saying something impressive, amusing, or clever. Typically used in response to a noteworthy action or statement.
Example 1: "What's 2+2? Damn man, take the quiz!"

Example 2: "Someone just landed a perfect kickflip. Damn man, you took the quiz!"
by AuraLei107 March 21, 2024
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Taking a shit

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Take a chill pill

Edwardo DOES NOT like Kayla and he DOES NOT want to be with her. ANDDDD he likes other girls!!!!!
by Kk_kkb July 12, 2022
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Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming
Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
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Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"
by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022
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