The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

by Pussy cream March 7, 2022

Boston Cream Sleeve

Utilizing your friend’s hoodie sleeve as a cum catcher.

Josh only needs 42 seconds to leave you a Boston Cream Sleeve if he sees a hoodie unattended.

by Splendid Curse January 18, 2026

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face so it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave her that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face until it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave him that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026