Firing Squad

Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.

Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.

by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020

Fire Grape

A purple fire that is called a fire grape. The master of fire grapes is Alex.

Is that The Fire Grape Master?

by Nixelationz November 19, 2020

trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

You're fired

First coined by Vincent Kennedy mcmahon on Raw in the 90's

Stone cold has crossed the line

Vince: you're fired

by Wallace2054 November 22, 2020

Fire waldadash

A type of waldadash that is quite dangerous and can appear, generate, and procreate any where, any time.

"To escape a fire waldadash, one must have water and extinguish the creature"

by Don't fucking do it November 24, 2020

Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 1, 2020

fire extinguisher syndrome

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after

Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.

by mr_mister911 December 2, 2020