Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

Spaghetti on top of Spaghetti

refers to an AI song with an AI music video about spaghetti, formed by a group of deranged men.

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by tstts June 9, 2025

Top tier aidsing

Top tier aidsing is when you and your friends do funny things in public.

Originated by felders in the year 2011, continued by himself clarko and monor cac from 2024-present.
Ultra aidsers.

"Did you see jimmers yesterday? He was top tier aidsing in town"

by clarkmite June 14, 2025

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).

A man with little on top

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024