beer with the top down

Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.

by Madam patterson April 26, 2024

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024

Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.

Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!

by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024

Top Feeder

A person who has skill.

He’s so good, he’s such a top feeder

by topfeeder123 April 30, 2024

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

Unorthodox top

Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status

I'm not a bottom, I'm unorthodox top!

by I like cream cheese May 3, 2024

Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.

Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums

by NameSpammer69 May 6, 2024