No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

eat a bedframe

An insult or form of boasting. Can replace "shut up", "eat shit", "fuck you", "go to hell", and the ever-popular "your mom doesn't love you".

"dude I know for a fact that the Earth is flat"
"geez, eat a bedframe Julian"

by nickowam October 23, 2022

jimmy ass eat

A guy who eats ass

Kendall went to hang out but got to drunk and got a jimmy ass eat instead full tongue in his anus

by JJJJJJJJ12345 October 24, 2022

eat musafer

a secret way of inviting the homies to have raging gay sex

“Hey Benedek come eat musafer”

by donbossbossov October 25, 2022

eating

eating is a very nice word.Eating is good for your health and is tasty.If you eat something healthy like an apple, it will ne good for you.Always eat because it is nice.But kids, dont try this at home.It will might infect the children that are 0-2 years old.Make sure you eat or else you might die.I have a friend named logan that likes eating so much he is as fat as a beach ball.My brother called Luke loves eating and fatter than logan.

I am eating a juicey round and fat apple. I like eating my fingers and my friends toes.

by A ramdom peraon May 15, 2022

eat

to do the eat

eat the eat with the eat

by Man Eat Bear May 15, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022