Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

TOP G

Andrew Tate is the top G and whenever you want to refer to him, call him Top G.

"Free Top G"
"He's mysoginistic"
"Shut the fuck up"

by 765lt.mso March 25, 2023

top 1 ww

when your the best at a game world wide

Joe-bro im top 1 ww(world wide)
John- nah wdym your a random and your ass

by alwaysdrop April 3, 2023

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025