Maxi the dog

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.

I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen

by XD faze /Level 300 on fortnite August 5, 2020

The Melting Dog

A woman lays down flat on her back, while a man diligently flops on to the woman inserting the penis at the same time. Then a third person is needed, this person will grab the male by the waist, trusting up and down.

Hey... bebe .. wanna try out the melting dog?

by Person142 July 4, 2020

Dog of the Evening

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.

Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?

by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

Dog shit

What you call a kid that plays video games all day and sucks at them

Jake:Brian you’re dog shit

Brian:NO I’M NOT

by BigBoyclitlicker September 10, 2020

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

k dog

a rang cunt who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser

k dog is black

by RANGA KILLA September 10, 2020

Addressing Dog

A bad excuse created by Aiden to skip out on a Zoom Call.

Meaning: Unkown

Aiden: Sorry I was late guys, I had was addressing my dog. Addressing Dog meaning definition unknown.

by Irisoc September 21, 2020