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fappin yer thug till it smell

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell
by mcree007 July 12, 2025
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Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.
A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"
by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025
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Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok
Alright my lover you good hows yer garden
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus
Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.
by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025
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yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.
Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023
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