ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

by GokuGokuk124 October 10, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur mom

1. the person who gave birth to you
2. and insult

ur mom:
child: yo mama... OOOOOOOOOOOOH
child 2: stfu

by harderdaddyyy August 1, 2021

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

Ur face

One of the most basic schools

Ur face

by 2018 November 29, 2018