When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
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Get the Theo-Venture with Julian mug.(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
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