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baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.
Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018
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patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
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road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.
My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.
by TJP64 May 17, 2016
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Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.
Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out
Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.
by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021
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crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 8, 2012
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Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??
by Leddskinner March 28, 2023
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