The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.
Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
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"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
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Get the Sour Patch mug.the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
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