Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

Swan dive is a great song

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019

Swan

A big beautiful bird. But also, a word to describe a beautiful smart woman. But dont make her mad, she will cut you.

Oh she's a swan, don't mess with her unless you want to die.

by Tröuble May 21, 2019

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

swan

(Noun) The definition used to describe a person of great wealth, intelligence and class.

Look at Daniel, what a swan! He just bought her a Louis Vuitton handbag full of Gucci bracelets.

by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017

Swan

To show up unannounced at a friends house with the expectation to party and/or drink all night

Sorry to swan you guys!

by JtotheAtotheOEL September 16, 2017