husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.

"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"

by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

Quiet Stealing

The common act of a company/ceo overexerting or forcing workers to work harder or go above and beyond for no additional pay raise or for miniscule "rewards" that do little to help the workers pay for their day to day expenses.

Everyone eroded on about how the "woke" would quiet quit despite never working a day in their lives, while the only reason was the bosses were quiet stealing in all their arrogance to line their pockets better while keeping their shareholders happy

by Shaggy Rogers February 2, 2023

Stealing

The general action of gaining access to an item that belongs to another person, whether it be granted from the owner for a period (borrowing), gaining possession of the item from the original owner (gifting) or the unconcentual taking of property (colloquial stealing).

Stealing/Steal/Stole

Hey Bruski, mind if I steal a pretzel?

This shirt? Brochacho let me steal it after I asked where she got it.

Yeah, this is the declaration of independence Bruno Mars, thanks for noticing, I stole it and am now on the run from the Feds.

by Magic-Matthias February 5, 2023

National stealing day

April 21 the day where you steal

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!

by Igeartboobs21 February 8, 2023

birthday steal

A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!

Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal

by AcornBerry December 26, 2022

The one to steal on

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2023