noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.

I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

splash waterfalls

Hot song by Luda.

Fuck me!

by Nuckra April 27, 2004

splash waterfalls

explicit song by Ludacris

"ROPES AND HANDCUFFS! (what?!) fuck meee!"

by Jelimi June 14, 2004

Splash Mountain

When a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then proceeds to motorboatthem.

Tits McGee had some huge tits, I busted my load right on them and rode the splash mountain.

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

Splash Fart

When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!

Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!

by Andrew Gaynor November 26, 2007

Splash And Dash

The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.

Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?

Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!

Mark: Well played sir.

Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?

Mark: Certainly.

by Markus Alerius November 18, 2007