Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016

session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs

He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}

by Sarah blue March 24, 2016

Power Session

An occasion where two people are drinking strong alcoholic beverages, the two individuals must drink quickly, yet at the same speed. The Power Session ends when the two individuals are no longer capable of drinking more alcohol.

I was sitting at the bar the other night and these two guys were having a Power Session.

by Polythene April 7, 2016

Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.

Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”

by melonelemone June 25, 2019

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019