Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

Schrodinger's Bus

When blaming someone for a problem that may or may not exist.

I think max made a mistake but I'm not sure so I'm throwing him under Schrodinger's Bus.

by Mthree January 31, 2026