records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 23, 2023

BDMR recordings

Recording software/application used by George Lopez himself, Alex the Great and all of the 14 founders in Candad.
Otherwise known as the second George Lopez effects.

This video isn’t real, it’s made with BDMR recordings

by Goose Lopez November 14, 2023

World Record

"Good night world" just broke one

Hym "See? What'd I tell you? It broke a world record. It's THAT good. Watch it. Watch it now."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Recording

I now work at a job where there are cameras and microphones everywhere and they are still doing the thing I was talking about.... I've been there for months...

Hym "Do I have access to the recordings? No. Would they lie to prevent me from getting access to them? Yes. And so will you. You don't want evidence. Nor do you need it."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

imperial record

How quickly you get high on weed.

"Wow, that weed is really great. It broke the Imperail record for the stuff I got from the other dispensary!"

"Last night I didn't even finish taking a hit & I was already baked. It definitely broke an Imperial record."

by Forest4theTrees July 14, 2023

ReLBJaLooDie row record's

Maclonnbeveli onenie benningfield junior 1onnie Benningfield junior LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

Lonnie's no limit record's. South side

Bad FELBJrATIVES record's east side

ReLBJaLooDiE row record's west side by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created relbJaLooDie row record's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 11, 2023

Re-Recording

Hahahahahahaha! Is that me!? AHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! OHOHOHOHOHOHO! You stupid bitch! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK!

Hym "YOU DIDN'T ASK! YOU DIDN'T ASK YOU STUPID BITCH! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! You motherfuckers are stubborn! Wow! Is THAT why she's re-recording the thing! Ha! Seriously! You motherfuckers are dumb, petty, AND corrupt! This is fucking priceless! Way to project your fame motive on to me, by the way! That is fucking sad! Hahaha! All this to avoid interacting with one of the evil, unclean, dregs of the society you lord over! That is fucking priceless! This right here is exactly why I hate celebrities! Ha! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT! That is funny! You can't NOT think that is funny. Oh, well, you're still property now so there's that.... Who do I own?"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023