obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

SOD (Sri Obsession Disorder)

The SOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with @ihategionna/tmhtlneedy/gionnaismywife; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Sri is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in literally in most people existing on stan twitter, especially ccf. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!

Gionna (her girlfriend) : Sri is amazing, she's my girlfriend! Look at her.

Nita : Tanked! Nobody cares about sr* flop

Sri protectors : STFU i think u have a SOD (Sri Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!

by ccfhater November 13, 2021

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

obsessed

yes

obsessed

by Someguy68 August 4, 2021

dreamsmp._.obsession

dreamsmp._.obsession is a very underrated tiktokker. I am friends with them and they are really kind and caring for me and for others and I love dreamsmp._.obsession

"Did u heard about dreamsmp._.obsession?"

"Yeah! I love her content so much!"

by Dsmp..stan_9 September 8, 2021

dreamsmp._.obsession

dreamsmp._.obsession is a very underrated tiktokker. I am friend with them and they are kind, caring, and is very sweet and theycare abt me and others so much and I love them so much!

"Did u hear about dreamsmp._.obsession?"
"Yeah! I love their content!"

by Dsmp..stan_9 September 8, 2021

Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.

Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.

by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021