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nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.
1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"
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nuclear physics

the physics of atomic nuclei and their interactions, especially in the generation of nuclear energy
The award shall be made for distinguished research in nuclear physics or nuclear technology
by Rustical Dictionary January 19, 2023
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nuclear warhead

when yo girl sprays her bodily fluid all over your head the you gobble her pussy
bro guess what!
what?
i just gave amy a nuclear warhead.
bro shes three...
by its ya boy niggaboo February 8, 2023
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10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.
“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend
by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023
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Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.
Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024
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Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024
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Nuclear

Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way).
An alternative to fire
"That indoor flower was nuclear"
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