Moss

A perfect person. You'll be lucky to have them.

Person 1: I'm glad Moss is my friend
Person 2: Me too

by Alphabet forgetter October 1, 2021

Moss

Someone named after a plant and has a forehead bigger than a runway

"That guy Moss has a massive forehead what the hell...?"

by Broski B) March 1, 2022

Moss

Your gay

ill name myself moss because im gay as fuck

by Mossypossum August 17, 2021

Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021

moss

the most beautiful human ever.

did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!

by moonymagic May 19, 2021

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

mossed

erect, bricked up

"my slauncher mossed as hell"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024