When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!
by ATRIX May 11, 2016
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Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
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Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...
by IJWD February 10, 2020
Get the Lemon Cow mug.A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.
by Robster88 August 26, 2020
Get the Fucked a Lemon mug.A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
Get the Lemon Job mug.A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011
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Get the Lemon Block mug.A person that is very alone with little friends that don’t understand them that goes through things alone (sour) but if they ever found a person that close to them they make a soft spot that specific person or people they aren’t a sour anymore but can still be a lemon boy if they wanted too
by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021
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