Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say

Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 13, 2022

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022

The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep

"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 15, 2022

frogging around

A folksy, polite way of saying “farting around”.

We were just frogging around all afternoon with nothing to do.

by Kherj December 27, 2020

Krunker Frog

Terminology for the 12yo’s who reside in KB saying they were false banned for hacking when in reality they were hitting more heads than John Wick

dojin is a krunker frog

by syctis March 15, 2021

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

Kicking Frogs

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.

Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.

by The McCool March 26, 2009