"Mandi was giving me great handjob last night, so I turned over and had to Dump a load on her chest"
by Chesty Smurf December 9, 2008
Get the Dump a load mug.A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
Get the Dry Dump mug.A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
Get the Laptop Dump mug.After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
by RGman June 9, 2010
Get the Victory Dump mug.Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 8, 2015
Get the Dump and Bump mug.When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.
by 7 flusher November 12, 2013
Get the island dump mug.When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
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