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Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.
Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.
by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025
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Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)
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distanceism

something audrey does because she doesn’t love me, pls babe i’m begging u one more chance
“olivia is my favourite girlfriend
-“i thought i was your favourite
“because ur in england”

-“that’s distanceism”
by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022
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