Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.

“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”

by gracenicole August 13, 2018

crunchy fill

When you eat so much crunchy rice that your tummy is full.

I had my crunchy fill at the korean restaurant.

by Calogero333 August 13, 2018

Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.

Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.

by Anderews February 9, 2019

Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana

me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy

by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018