Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.
by M4rzipan January 3, 2019
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Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
by koltasw July 6, 2018
Get the Brandon mug.A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019
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Get the Brandon mug.A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018
Get the Brandon mug.A really sweet adorable cute guy who wont accept compliment can be arrogant and have deep conversation. He is very smart but doesnt really show it. Hes hot af very good looking with brown hair. Doesnt like it when people boss him around and can be oopsite sometimes like when he doesnt feel like it he doesnt want it when he wants it do it suddenly
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