benefits bsd

A large word document describing a web page's features and navigation, but is laid out in ineffective and needlessly confusing way.

Large un-named tables and circular references in the benefits BSD causes spatial awareness for the perpetrator, allowing enough time for everyone to escape.

by mockup_boy July 16, 2019

friends with benefits

When 2 individuals engage in sexual intercourse constantly but has no sort of feeling toward one another.

Me and Amy are friends with benefits

by wefinnafuck20000 November 16, 2019

Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.

JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?

by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019

Bambi Benefits

basically friends with benefits, but they only cuddle, maybe make out.

Person 1: wanna be bambi benefits friends?
Person 2: sure!

by fakename34569 May 28, 2019

buddies with benefits

Two buddies who aren't in a committed friendship but both benefit from one another's company.

Stephen is one of my buddies with benefits, sometimes we throw down at his place, other times we throw down at our place, but it's not like I'm going to be at his wedding party.

by BoiBoiBoiPOLOS March 28, 2017

relatives with benefits

Related individuals with some degree of romantic involvement, whether formal or informal like the term "friends with benefits"

Uncle Paul: "Damn, my niece lookin like a snack"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"

by Medium Salsa May 8, 2017

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018