Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

by He Who Must Not Be Named September 20, 2021

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with

Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

by UM North Quad April 24, 2010

Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018

anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names

I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics

by Suiper December 8, 2017