someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 3, 2011
Get the fudge blocker mug.someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing
jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do
by brospittin November 23, 2021
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Get the Blast blocker mug.A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.
Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”
Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah
Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”
Everyone: “You know the rules”
Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah
Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
Get the Blast Blocker mug.Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
by carlos456 October 30, 2023
Get the cock-blocker mug.“Did you see Jeff doing that deadset spastic thing the other day?”
“Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”
“Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”
by Jeff’s doodoos November 1, 2023
Get the O Blocker mug.Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023
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