mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

by Reliquium May 31, 2004

CK riding

A term from the LA gang called the Bloods meaning, riding in Crips turf looking for cripts to kill

Blood 1: Hey Im bored

Blood 2: Were by Compton lets do some CK Riding

by Will Reed June 2, 2008

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.

sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY

by your mom March 3, 2004

riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.

michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.

by junkieman January 23, 2009

Chocolate ride

A black woman.

Look at that hot chocolate ride.

by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009

top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.

I sure do enjoy a good top riding.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

by DJ-BILLZ May 17, 2005