Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.
Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
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Get the Bunda Merchant mug.Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.
Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.
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Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
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