Slurp and Durp

when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp

“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”

by Phillin Urvag November 21, 2018

burst n’ slurp

popping a cyst and slurpin that shit

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn

by popnslopper November 26, 2018

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Slurp and durp

Slurp and durp refers to slurp the vagina then durp it

Hey did you slurp and durp her

by Morginati November 8, 2018

Slurp Queen

A sexually vulgar name that defines how much cock Sarah Wray loves to have in her mouth. She is simply the Slurp Queen because she is a sloppy bimbo who can't stop sucking cock, thus fore, the name fits.

Damn man, you're going out with her? She's such a total Slurp Queen.

by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! January 1, 2019

sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).

"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

by BigFloppyDownstairsOperation June 13, 2018

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018