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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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Swallow formation

A make believe phrase invented by a mentally unstable human when playing chinese whispers at the age of 11
Teacher: ‘the key is in the locker at train station

Mentally unstable human:’swallow formation?’
by Mrsbarnearse123456789 February 25, 2018
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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...
Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories May 10, 2016
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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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hotdog swallower

A person who sucks lots of cocks.
James is a real hotdog swallower, you can find him with a new guy every other day
by -Jax/ February 6, 2018
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swallow and squeeze

When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.
Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)
by lostkid October 11, 2013
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swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 2, 2011
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