Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner

"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

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Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

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air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016

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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

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