Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

by Redman May 12, 2024

Quantum

Achieving the highest level of self. Above all things negative.

Keep throwing all that trash out your mouth; I'm so quantum right now you can't break this vibe.

by AviationGen February 21, 2024

Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.

Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Quantum and Solis

The greatest DJ of all time from such a little town near London - the most filthiest beats to get nana bouncing that coffin lid open .

POV

YOU - is that nan sniffing grandads ashes

ME - of course she is quantum and solis are playing

by batmanslovernan February 28, 2024

Quantuming

to Quantum/ Quantumed/ Quantuming is when someone is breaking every rule/guideline possible in a given place and the people in charge claim he is doing nothing wrong.

Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan

My Friend Jack told me about a Quantuming story he had where he went to a McDonald's when he's full on naked yelling obscenities' and the manager came out to say to the complainers that Jack is doing nothing wrong and for everyone to carry on eating their big mac, dude Jack Quantumed out so hard that day.

by Sir Arkay June 12, 2022

Quantum Foam Technologies

Devices that interact with or extract utility from the "quantum foam," the theorized seething, probabilistic froth of virtual particles and wormholes at the Planck scale (10^-35 meters). This is the chaotic foundation of reality, where spacetime itself loses its smooth continuity. Tech here tries to tap into this ultimate substrate for information processing or ultra-small-scale manipulation.

Example: A "foam-sift" sensor that doesn't detect particles or waves, but statistical fluctuations in the foam's structure to "feel" the presence of mass or energy at distances smaller than an atom. Or a "Planck-scale random number generator" that harvests truly random data from the probabilistic bubbling of the foam itself, creating unbreakable encryption keys rooted in the fundamental noise of the universe. Quantum Foam Technologies.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Quantum Foam Engineering

The hypothetical discipline of actively stabilizing, arranging, or structuring the Planck-scale quantum foam to create useful geometries. This isn't just observing foam; it's trying to lay down paving stones on that frothy foundation. It would involve manipulating energy densities at inconceivably small scales to reinforce fleeting wormholes or create persistent structures in the fabric of spacetime itself.

Example: Building a "trans-Planckian bridge"—a stabilized, navigable wormhole—by injecting negative energy densities to pin open a specific foam bubble, preventing it from instantly collapsing. This would be like finding a single, specific bubble in a boiling ocean of champagne and using cosmic superglue to keep it open as a doorway. It's engineering where your materials are probability and your tools operate a billion billion times smaller than a quark. Quantum Foam Engineering.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026