Lil Pump

One of the most prestigious artists in the world. Some of his most famous quotes include 'Esketit' and 'skrrrr'
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.

JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES

Hey Lil Pump
"Bitch ass nigga what u say to me"

by Tofu Pussy Slayer 1289 October 24, 2018

Juice pump

It’s when you stick two fingers in the pussy and pump it till the juice comes out

Come here baby I’m gonna give you the juice pump

by Big Trev’s fucked phrases February 23, 2019

Pump Vein

Sex or male masturbation.

Pump Vein

I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.

I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.

I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Lil’ Pump

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

Lil Pump

See Cancer

“If my kid ever listens to Lil Pump I’ll move to LA and Abort that boi”

by Trazy July 3, 2022

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili August 26, 2008