Thotamus Prime

A time in life when you need sexual things going on whenever possible because you’re horny af on a nonstop basis

Listen babe, I’m in my Thotamus prime, This 1x a week deal is not cuttin it!

by Thottyaf February 26, 2019

Prime Plumage

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

by The Zesty Goat June 17, 2018

Priming the lines

Moderately drinking earlier so the heavy drinking later will be easier

It's 10 am get me a beer ... better start priming the lines for my batchelor party tonight.

by Thundarr80 July 14, 2018

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019

Thotumus Prime

A Thot that has hoed many men into a trap on the basis of a false relationship; Commonly leaving the man sad or possibly angry

Man 1: Man! Kaya faked our relationship now I don’t know what to do.
Man 2: Don’t worry bro she’s Thotumus Prime, she’s played every guy! She’s the prime Thot.

by Aggravated Large Man December 6, 2017

prime succ

When the chick giving the succ gives it to you like a god

Joe got the prime succ from Kelly

by woodygotwood February 16, 2017

Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 11, 2017