Newtoner

A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.

Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*

by NBlock October 25, 2020

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

Cam Newton

A tree head peace of shit

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and

by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020

Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class

Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021

Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees

Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag

by newt0n April 20, 2021

Cam Newton

Cam Newton was the most successful Panthers quarterback so far by one season in terms of trips to the playoffs, and in terms of having the best record, and a few other mindless statistics for the people that actually have a desire to measure somebody, but in reality he wasn't the only quarterback to ever be successful in Carolina. Some people remember a guy named Jake Delhomme who wasn't bad at what he did. Statistics don't really make one guy better than the other, people loved them both for a while, then they disappeared, and that's how it goes. Most people don't put a lot of importance on statistics or measures, any more than they do status. The shoes of Cam Newton will be the hardest to fill of the Panthers recent quarterbacks, that is certain.

Cam Newton was an excellent quarterback while in Carolina, and not everybody would make a successful quarterback. You can do things other people can't, and they can do things you can't, that is reality. Nobody has to turn into or emulate Cam Newton to do well as a quarterback, that is the point. Cam Newton is Cam Newton, Jake Delhomme was/is Jake Delhomme, and the next guy is the next guy, that's it.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021