Minecraft

THE BEST DOG ON' GAME YOU'LL EVER SEE OR PLAY. IT WILL BE 1:00 BUT WHEN YOU BUILD ONE HOUSE IT WILL NOW BE 8:00.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Koolkid72 January 15, 2018

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Minecraft

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.

HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)

by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Minecraft

It’s better than all the games, so much creativity can be put into one game. Because it all combines, everyone comes together and makes amazing things. It all started with notch, the creator of minecraft. As minecraft develops, the game increases in creativity. It’s just an explosion of imagination!

Julianna: Hey, Victoria! Let’s play minecraft!
Victoria: K! Let me get my computer!

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019