Micro

A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.

ey mate, fancy a micro tonight?

by Dr_B September 25, 2023

Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

Micro famine

Nickname for Sil2

Ffs sil this is the eighth time you’ve killed me tonight you micro famine

by Peteclarkesham November 22, 2021

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021