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Messi

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over
by doggoat December 19, 2022
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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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Messi vs IShowSpeed

Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
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Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.
I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen
by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023
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Lionel Messi

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
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