Max

Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...

Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*

by Sootyash April 10, 2019

Max

He’s kinda an asshole

“Hey that’s Max, he sucks”

by Kshdbfjf October 1, 2019

Max

Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock

Wow!!! That Max is taking 25 inches!!!

by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019

Max

A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.

That boy’s a Max.

by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019

Max

Max has huge biceps

Max is that guy standing over there

by Therealskier May 2, 2018

Max

Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.

Max was raping a girl.

by Shshhana October 25, 2017

Max

short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants

also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed

You: was popin jimbo
them: what...
you: just bein' a max
them: i like max

by gayestfaium December 5, 2017