Munting The Beef

To be high as fuck.

Tim: I just ripped this pen and im high as shit

Dom: he's totally munting the beef bro

by Sydmey July 8, 2025

Munt

A person who goons/falls for lolibait

Munt- “Man i love nekopara and gooning to anime girls specifically the young ones!”

by Femboy11236 August 5, 2025

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

munt

The act of using a pickaxe to kill one's adversary.

Let's go munt that banker.

by mau quack January 2, 2026

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Munt Mouth

A necrotic infection of the mouth following munting. This usually occurs to the "eater" after too many consecutive sessions, especially if the muntee has been deceased for an extended period of time. The condition can last days to weeks and patients experience tooth loss, blackening of the gums, and fecal breath.

Hey man, wanna go munt today? "Sure bro, but I gotta be the jumper for a while, I was diagnosed with Munt Mouth."

by Jurek Ismat January 29, 2025

Pompey revenge-munt

A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp

I hate the scummers , therefore me and my friends are going on a Pompey revenge-munt

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025