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Moss

This laptop is really not behaving right, I'm going to Moss it.
by Technobable January 22, 2021
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moss is the swaggiest baddest b in town, they are so swag oh my goodness everyone pails in comparison to their immense amounts of swag they are so pog
"hey did you speak to moss today? oh my god they're so swaggy"

"ikr, everything that comes out of their mouth is pure fax, I pogchamp every time i see them"
by moonm0ss February 5, 2021
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a very sexy non-binary person who pretends to have a god complex but it's just because they'r insecure and hate everything about themselves
moss: I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you! nothing complex about it!

also moss three minutes later: I hate myself
by gender identity crisis February 22, 2021
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moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 27, 2021
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moss

moss in the most coolest, nicest and sexiest person i’ve ever met!
moss is so fucking cool.
by beefy pie March 24, 2021
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did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!
by moonymagic May 19, 2021
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Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021
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