Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

da log

is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.

Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018

Launchin' Logs

To defecate violently.

Karla: What happend in there? It sounded like a bazooka!

Luca: Oh you know... Just launchin' logs.

by treadstone28 February 4, 2018

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012